Women Key Words! -- Decoded!

This is post is for Men! Read on and you'll have a deeper understanding of us, women, and hopefully you'll know how to treat us the ... thumbnail 1 summary
This is post is for Men! Read on and you'll have a deeper understanding of us, women, and hopefully you'll know how to treat us the next time you hear these:


This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel
we are right aboutbut need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will
cause you to have one of those arguments.


This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash,  so I
feel that it's an even trade.


This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usuallyused to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting  to turn
you inside out,upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

4. GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

5. GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".
You willget a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing"and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.


This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement
verymisunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you  are
an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of
the fewthings that some men actually understand. She is content.
Your best bet isto not move or breathe and she will stay content.

8. OH

This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let
me get that".Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last
night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the
nearest exit. She will tell you thatshe is "Fine" when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk
to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentenceusually
signifies that you are caught in a lie.Do not try to lie more to get
outof it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts
so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to
a man."That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and  hard before
paying youretributions for what ever it is that you have done."That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with
a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has
plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for  doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
truth, so be carefuland you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

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