Some Fun Thoughts on FITNESS!

I am a lazybone when it comes to exercising and its been ages since I've admitted to myself that I can never be a sports-oriented perso... thumbnail 1 summary

I am a lazybone when it comes to exercising and its been ages since I've admitted to myself that I can never be a sports-oriented person :)

Have a good laugh..
  • My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!
  • The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
  • I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
  • I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
  • I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  • I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
  • The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
  • If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
  • I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.






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